why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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