guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
