Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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