either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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