She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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