I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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