Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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