So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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