I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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