I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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