Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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