is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
