You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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