When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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