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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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