It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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