hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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