i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How's work?
Spinning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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