Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
