Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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