So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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