Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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