He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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