I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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