I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need to calm my uterus...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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