so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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