the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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