i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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