Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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