her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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