Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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