what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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