We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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