She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I am one with the molecules
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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