Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Also, beer. Big fan.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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