hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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