I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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