the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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