Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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