Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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