I only kidnapped one of them. chill
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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