Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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