He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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