Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Two words: blizzard sex
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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