alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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