I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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