I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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