The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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