sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the condom got lost in my hair
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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