we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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