BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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