At least make sure they are 18
Why
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Holy sore nipples Batman
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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