Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
where are you?
Hypothermia
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
