i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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