You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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