Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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