Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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