Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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