idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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